Don't reply. Just look frightened and scuttle.

smurflewis:

colouredsounds97:

J.K Rowling added this to the series.

THANKS SATAN


thefrogman:

[video]


punacceptable:

HOW do white people wear shoes inside the house i dont understand that scares me so much


tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]


ultra-overdosin:

livelawless:

lnvocation:

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

Smooth as fuck


alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole


turntechxgnostic:

deathpup:

what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked

he dies from lack of oxygen


phanlight:

hey dan u haven’t changed ur header in a while


vicious-desperation:

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

image


meladoodle:

my therapist once told me that i have this obsession with seeking revenge… we’ll see about that



castiels-feathery-butt:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

The mom voice she doesn’t use anymore because her son is dead

The mom voice Sam never heard because his mother is dead

the voice you’ll never use again because i’m going to kill you